Lonesome’s Pizza, a new pizza joint here in Portland, includes the work of local artists/musicians right IN the PIZZA BOX. Also, they deliver until 4 in the morning on the East side. ALSO, they change the names of their pizzas every month. This month’s theme for pizza names is “fights that would be too awesome to actually happen.” A few of my favorites are “Hasselhoff vs. velcro headboard restraints,” “Burt Reynolds & the girl that stole my cd collection vs. a pride of badgers” and “Brigitte Nielsen vs. a fanny-pack full of pit vipers vs.
whatever it was that killed my grandpa.”
Here’s their website, if you want to check it out.