I’d like to Haduken! Spam – both the email and canned meat versions. Simultaneously.
I just applied for a student loan yesterday, so today, lo and behold, I get an email with “Please respond to your loan application” in the subject line. Thanks to my naivety, I open the email and it’s really some sort of mortgage advertisement. So, I follow the link to remove myself from the spam list. [Thank you, CAN-SPAM Act.] They have a handy type-in field where you enter your email address, and they have a “reason for removal” type-in field.
A reason to NOT receive spam?
I don’t know about most spam recipients, but I don’t really like junk mail that much.
That was my reason.